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Happy Veisalgia.

A zippier title for this post would be "happy hangover", but since I found the formal term for the ailment, I decided to trade aural aesthetics for scientific accuracy. Here's a few neat things I found out about drinking and the folk wisdom we all are familiar with. Mostly plagiarised:

Breaking the Seal.

When alcohol is consumed, it enters the bloodstream and causes the pituitary gland in the brain to block the creation of vasopressin. Without this chemical, the kidneys send water directly to the bladder instead of reabsorbing it into the body. Drinking about 250 milliliters of an alcoholic beverage causes the body to expel 800 to 1,000 milliliters of water; that's four times as much liquid lost as gained. This is why drinkers have to make frequent trips to the bathroom after urinating for the first time after drinking.

The frequent urination also expels salts and potassium that are necessary for proper nerve and muscle function; when sodium and potassium levels get too low, headaches, fatigue and nausea can result. Alcohol also breaks down the body's store of glycogen in the liver, turning the chemical into glucose and sending it out of the body in the urine. Lack of this key energy source is partly responsible for the weakness, fatigue and lack of coordination the next morning.

Beer before liquor, never be sicker.

Different types of alcohol can result in different hangover symptoms. This is because some types of alcoholic drink have a higher concentration of congeners, byproducts of fermentation in some alcohol.

The greatest amounts of these toxins are found in dark liquors such as bourbon, brandy, whiskey and tequila. Clear liquors such as rum, vodka and gin have fewer congeners and therefore cause less frequent and less severe hangovers.

Because different alcoholic drinks have different congeners, combining the various impurities can result in particularly sever hangover symptoms. Additionally, the carbonation in beer actually speeds up the absorption of alcohol. As a result, following beer with liquor gives the body even less time than usual to process the toxins.

Puke and Rally.

Because alcohol is absorbed directly through the stomach, the cells that line the organ become irritated. Alcohol also promotes secretion of hydrochloric acid in the stomach, eventually causing the nerves to send a message to the brain that the stomach's contents are hurting the body and must be expelled through vomiting.

Don't bother sleeping.

After a night of alcohol consumption, a drinker will not sleep as soundly as normal because the body is rebounding from alcohol's depressive effect on the system. When someone is drinking, alcohol inhibits glutamine, one of the body's natural stimulants. When the drinker stops drinking, the body tries to make up for lost time by producing more glutamine than it needs.

The increase in glutamine levels stimulates the brain while the drinker is trying to sleep, keeping them from reaching the deepest, most healing levels of slumber. This is a large contributor to the fatigue felt with a hangover.

Water, Miracle Drug?

The morning after heavy drinking, the body sends a desperate message to replenish its water supply - usually manifested in the form of an extremely dry mouth. Headaches result from dehydration because the body's organs try to make up for their own water loss by stealing water from the brain, causing the brain to decrease in size and pull on the membranes that connect the brain to the skull, resulting in pain.

Kegs and Eggs.

Once you know all the chemicals and processes involved, the key to hangover prevention should become clear: Get hydrated before drinking, have some salty and fatty foods during, and if you still hurt in the morning, get yourself some bananas, eggs and juice.

The Most Ironic Word in the English Language

Here it is; you're welcome for my footwork:

fustian ..FUHS-chuhn.., noun:
2. An inflated style of writing or speech; pompous or pretentious language.

Dibs on Yellow

Trying to calculate shipping on an ebay bid today, I came across this:
"UPS, the UPS brandmark and the color brown are registered trademarks of United Parcel Service of America, Inc. All rights reserved."

The color brown? That's nuts. I've thought "what can brown do for you?" was a pretty lame slogan for a while now, but this puts an exponent on the stupidity.

Personality Economy

This is something that I've been thinking about for years.. going to try to flush it out here. I believe it stems from my hate of 'tortured artist' types.

Why do people have different personalities? At first you might think everybody should agree on one way to act. You might say that the world would be a lot better place if everybody were just like you, but thats missing the point.

Just like every different animal in nature fills a special niche to get to the food, a person's personality is their way of filling a void and fitting in to society. After all, if everyone acted the same way and had a degree in the same thing, thered be no incentive to be that way, or do that profession. The first person who was born 'different' would rule the world.

So now we need to acknowledge that even though we're all somewhat different, we're the same. Everybody has the same needs, we've all just got different strategies about how to get them. Lets have a look at the different personality types.

I'm smarter than you.
I'm better-looking than you.
I'm stronger than you.
I'm funnier than you.
I'm nicer than you.

Most people are one-trait dominant, but we try to be all of them at different times. This is because all of those types of people, you do need in varying situations. People could try to be all things at all times, but specializing works out better. Imagine a goofy looking person trying to get by on their looks.. it wouldn't work. People become the way they are through experience, learning what works and what doesnt.

So anyway, and this is goin back to my very first blog, human personality is a game of rock-paper-scissors. In any given interaction, one person loses and one wins. I'll leave it up to someone else to go to the bar with a chart and log which type beats which.

Too Commercial

I've been seeing this commercial for the Toyota Rav4. It's got some cool animation of the Rav4 chasing around four masked bad guys that reminded me of the Incredibles.

The more interesting thing flashed across the bottom of the screen. Instead of seeing the obligatory "Professional driver, closed course" warning, the disclaimer said "computer animation".

I hadn't considered it until this point, but there may not be a 'real' image of the Rav4 in the commercial, all CGI. Maybe thats not quite the watershed it first seemed.

It seemed interesting at the time. Now I'm wishing there was a "cure" for baldness and restless leg.
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