How I Saw the Debate

I wasn't especially impressed by either of the candidates in the first debate Friday night.  What I've done is to condense the one hour forty-eight minute program into 12 watchable minutes.  I tried to do this as impartially as possible, omitting all that I personally found inconclusive, unverifiable, or generally without substance.

My Favorite Amazon Spore Review

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 DRM killed my family, September 23, 2008

By	Thomas R. Boward (St Davids, PA United States) - See all my reviews

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DRM broke into my house last night and gunned down my entire family. It then proceeded to eat all of me Cheetos and reprogram my DVR. DRM gave me fingernail cancer, melted my butter sculpture collection, and left a nasty ring around my bathtub.

DRM causes investment banks to fail, the insurgency to succeed, and habitually leaves stubble in the sink after shaving. DRM is the scum on a movie theater floor. DRM is not a bit sorry about what it's done. DRM doesn't know how to cry.

DRM loves me. DRM didn't mean to hit me; I had it coming. DRM just gets a little angry some times when the other team makes an interception.

DRM stole my checkbook and wrote bad checks. While I was explaining it the bank teller, DRM pulled out a gun, robbed the place, and took me hostage. The police chased our car, but DRM was faster. It couldn't outrun the helicopter, so DRM collided with a tree and abandoned me for dead. DRM is still a fugitive, but I know where he's hiding. When I get out in 10 years, he'll take me back and love me again.

DRM is love. I love DRM.